solidsender:

"Her cloak and collar hid the gash his brother’s blade had made, but her face was even worse than he remembered. The flesh had gone pudding soft in the water and turned the color of curdled milk. Half her hair was gone and the rest had turned as white and brittle as a crone’s. Beneath her ravaged scalp, her face was shredded skin and black blood where she had raked herself with her nails. But her eyes were the most terrible thing. Her eyes saw him, and they hated."

solidsender:

"Her cloak and collar hid the gash his brother’s blade had made, but her face was even worse than he remembered. The flesh had gone pudding soft in the water and turned the color of curdled milk. Half her hair was gone and the rest had turned as white and brittle as a crone’s. Beneath her ravaged scalp, her face was shredded skin and black blood where she had raked herself with her nails. But her eyes were the most terrible thing. Her eyes saw him, and they hated."

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thatfunnyblog:

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out

thatfunnyblog:

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out

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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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elisabethhewer:

dear apollo, let her go

elisabethhewer:

dear apollo, let her go

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yzma:


why did they let a two inch mouse join their soccer team
how could he be beneficial in any way whatsoever
this movie man

yzma:

why did they let a two inch mouse join their soccer team

how could he be beneficial in any way whatsoever

this movie man

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babylizard:

billhitchert:

billhitchert:

I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

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onceuponadisny:

Classic Disney Story Book Introduction

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originalxbox:

"skype is a useful tool for keeping in touch with your loved ones"

image

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