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officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

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uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

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passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag
that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag

that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

image

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I don’t think I know who I am anymore

This morning I cried for hours

And when I picked myself up

Off the boring boring boring beige bathroom tiles

And looked at my reflection

In the cracked bathroom mirror

My only thought was

Wow, I’m beautiful

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tagged as:  #aaaaaaahhhhhh  #ugh  #my writing

effses:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

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